My human keeps napping. I keep hearing the other humans talk about how she isn’t very well, so I guess maybe that’s why she’s spending so much time in bed. No complaints on my part though, because the more time my human spends in bed, the more time I get to spend in bed! I do my best to make sure she knows I’m there for all the extra snuggles she needs.
I told my human to try taking some pictures of me while I was awake. I know I sleep a lot, but you guys don’t get to see my best, most vibrant side from all the pictures she shows you. This morning while she got ready, I did my extra best to stay awake, so that I was ready to pose whenever she looked at me. How do I look?
Made a Freddie Kruger jumper for my friends Pug Sybil. She looks adorable!!
My human’s friend knitted me a jumper… It’s super cosy! Apparently I’m supposed to be some movie star or something. I don’t know. It was my human’s and her bearded friends idea. Anyway, I like the jumper, and it’s come just at the right time because it’s getting really cold! Pretty soon the white stuff will come again and make the whole world cold and delicious. And I can wear my jumper when I go outside to eat it!
I am exhausted. The humans have been decorating. They always do it at this time of year, I swear I’ve never seen so many boxes. And I can say that because there are more this year than there were last year, and so far this has been going on for two days. This is only my second winter time… If it escalates at this rate every year, in 5 years time they will probably put a bow around me and put me on the tree, because I don’t know where else there will be space for me to sleep. It’s just all too much for a squishy one.
Ok, I know what you guys are going to say. It’s not very dignified. But honestly, I kind of like the elf suit? And besides, I’ve figured out that every time my human comes home with a stupid outfit, if I put it on, I get treats. Now who’s the stupid one?
Today is my birthday! I’m a whole two human years old, which is really 14 in pug years. I only ever get one present every human year birthday though… It’s not really very fair. Just because my human only has one birthday a year? I have 7! She’s just jealous I’m sure.
Anyway I’ve had a great day. I’ve had some birthday naps, some birthday games, my favourite treats… My human left me for a little while but she came back. And anyway while she was gone some new humans were here, and one of them LOVED me, so it wasn’t so bad. Happy birthday to me!
My human has been pretty quiet because she’s busy with her degree. I’ve been waiting around, curling up, sculpting my wrinkles. I hope we get to go adventuring again soon! I miss my human without her sociology brain.
Yesterday my human took me out to see her friend with the beard. I like him because he says pugs are the coolest, and he lets me come in his shop and hang out, which means that I get to spend more time with my human instead of her leaving me all the time. Anyway, we were walking up the road and I found this DELICIOUS treat. I don’t even know what it was because I ate it so quickly but boy did it smell good! My human didn’t seen very pleased though… But she forgave me when I managed to not throw it back up again. I guess it really was delicious.