Here is a picture of my human’s human (mings) putting his shoes on to take my human out. Take her away from me. Again. I tried to stop him. I tried to eat his laces/feet/hands/all the things… And then I tried turning my back on him. And staring at my human instead. Unfortunately she never takes me seriously and just takes photos. I guess at least I’m not sleeping in this one? Must be all that exercise….
My human has put me on this ridiculous exercise regime. Apparently all the cheese is going straight to my wrinkles… She got all super proud the other day because I’d hit my “target weight”, but the exercise still hasn’t stopped. Apparently exercise is not only good for my wrinkles, but it’s good for my human too. She won’t stop laughing at my post-walk flop situations. She won’t be laughing so much when I get all snoreasaurus on her while she’s trying to write essays.
The humans inside the TV said that today was the warmest day of the year. This makes a change from them always complaining about the rain. We KNOW it’s been raining for months. We know it’s flooded. When can we talk about all the sunbathing I’ve been able to do the past few days?
I know that I get sad when my human isn’t here, but the morning after she gets back we always have super snuggles. I get to squeeze myself onto her lap, even if she’s busy or if I don’t quite fit, I wriggle all my wrinkles in there and get all extra squishy. The tactic, of course, it to look so super cute that she doesn’t ever want to leave me ever ever again. Maybe this time it will work.
She left me again. All alone with just Bear to keep me company. Even Bear is trying to escape. I don’t understand. Everyone loves pugs. Why does my human keep leaving me? Not that I’m complaining. I get plenty of beauty sleep when she’s away. Shows, doesn’t it?
When my human isn’t paying enough attention to me, I will do anything to get her to play. This includes: looking super cute (picture one), bringing bear to her feet (or sheep, which is the noisiest toy - picture 2), sabotage whatever activity she is doing (with toy in mouth - picture 3), repeat cycle from new position, usually on or closer to human’s lap (picture 4)
My human says that sometimes she doesn’t know how I can be a real thing. I don’t really know what she means, but it’s usually when I’m being funny or when I’m doing the extra squishy face thing like this. It’s hard to hold my own little hamburger head up when I’m super tired, so sometimes I ask my human to do it for me. This usually results in some extra wrinkles appearing. I don’t know why you humans are so upset when wrinkles appear on your faces…The more wrinkles the better I say.
I know I’ve not been around much lately, you have my human to thank for that. I guess you’ve not missed too much though! I’ve been practising the art of sleeping. This is a selection of some of my most comfortable sleep situations today. Yes, all in one day! And it’s only just gone lunchtime.
My humans human got me a new chair. Well, apparently it’s really for the food lady… But she lets me snuggle in it when she’s busy doing other things. Food related things. I hope you’re all great and as comfortable as I am! Extra special “hey” to all my new followers. Thanks for being interested even though my human is rubbish.
I miss the quiet place. Even at this point, when one of the other dogs told me off for getting too close to his human/his butt (I had to have a little sulk for photo purposes, but I didn’t really mind), it was a fun place to be! There are fields and rivers, and everything is covered in delicious mud - it was so much fun! Even if I did have to have my paws wiped every time I came back inside. The walks around here aren’t so much fun. There’s a lot of pavement (which is apparently good for my claws?? who cares!) and I’m never allowed to go in the muddiest places. My human is so boring when we’re not on holiday…
Photo by Jessie