The Daily Wrinkle
One tiny pug. One great big world.
And a Spinone.
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I’m back! My human got back ages and ages ago but she hasn’t let me talk to you guys because she’s being doing a whole bunch of good things.
Anyway, she’s still doing all those good things but she said I can tell you about last night. The humans watched a film that I just couldn’t cope with. It had strange looking cartoon humans, and these giant yellow tic tacs in dungarees that didn’t speak English. I guess the tic tacs were supposed to be funny but I just thought they were infuriating.
I sat up on the arm of the sofa to get a better view/barking post, but eventually I subsided.
My human thought the end result was hilarious. But she also thought the tic tacs were hilarious, so her opinion is invalid. -
She’s leaving me again. This time for almost ever. She keeps talking about some other dogs and another university that is further away from her one. Apparently I can’t go with her. Four days without tummy rubs and snuggles. I’m trying my best to show I’m not sad, but my wrinkles kind of work against me.
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200 followers! You guys. I’m so happy I could just lick you all to death. Excuse me while I do a celebratory pug run. Thanks for being great, team.
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My human and I had some fun with that other pug in the mirror the other day. She told me to tell you that you have to excuse the dirty mirror but that other pug keeps licking it.
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My human finally managed to capture the feud between the Dulux demon and I. One day I will defeat it. Today is maybe not that day.
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I don’t know about you guys, but I cannot handle this bank holiday weather. I heard my human complaining about how apparently it’s going to rain tomorrow. I don’t really like going outside in the rain, but I even less like being dragged around in the blistering heat. To show my despair at having to walk miles in the sun, I rolled around in some water, some mud, some muddy water, and some sheep poo. Maybe next time my human will remember how delicious I smell right now before she makes me dehydrate.
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Photo reblogged from Multum In Parvo
Reasons why you should love PUGS. #doodle #puglyfe #pugs 🐶🐾❤
Number 10 could not be less true. Perfect angels?!
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Today I helped my human with some reading for her university. She didn’t say thank you or anything, but I’m pretty sure she was secretly grateful. Really, really secretly.
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She. Made. Me. Wear. A. Frog. Suit.
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My human has taken me to Brighton. It looks a lot like where home is I guess, like there is water and pebbles and stuff. There are more people though, including this guy. My human says that all these people she got excited about seeing yesterday were from her before uni. Not the one she’s at now. She says they’re like a family, and that it’s so good to hang out.
But whatever. This guy have me bacon, so he is my absolute favourite.
